Stop Texting Me! Go Home!, Texters You’re drunk
1. Two words: “U up?”
2. They accidentally send you what is obviously someone else’s booty call.
3. They profess their undying love to you.
4. They relentlessly send texts until you answer.
5. Their messages are complete jibberish.
6. They mistakenly send you personal reminders.
7. It’s 4:00 a.m. or later (earlier?).
8. Your ex is adamantly attempting to get back together.
9. They confess all their past lies for no reason at all.
10. They ramble on about nothing.
11. They’re way more philosophical than usual.