Stop Texting Me! Go Home!, Texters You’re drunk

Texters You're drunk
Go home, texters. You’re drunk. …Your phone buzzing in the middle of the night might send you into panic mode, but don’t fret. There are plenty of ways to tell whether your buddy is in need of help — or if they’re just a boozehound. As much as you love hearing from your friends, a late night, incoherent message is the last thing you need when you’re trying to get some decent shut eye.

 
1. Two words: “U up?” 

 Texters You're drunk

 

2. They accidentally send you what is obviously someone else’s booty call.

 Texters You're drunk

 

3. They profess their undying love to you.

 Texters You're drunk

 

4. They relentlessly send texts until you answer.

 Texters You're drunk

 

5. Their messages are complete jibberish.

 Texters You're drunk

 

6. They mistakenly send you personal reminders.

 Texters You're drunk

 

7. It’s 4:00 a.m. or later (earlier?).

 Texters You're drunk

 

8. Your ex is adamantly attempting to get back together.

 Texters You're drunk

 

9. They confess all their past lies for no reason at all.

 Texters You're drunk

 

10. They ramble on about nothing.

 Texters You're drunk

 

11. They’re way more philosophical than usual.

  Texters You're drunk

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